I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

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"so how is school going?"


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Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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me and my friend:


you and your friend:


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So like I went back to get my teeth checked on yesterday after I had my wisdom teeth removed like a week ago, and they said I have to “irrigate” this hole in my mouth where they took the teeth out with a syringe filled with water and mouthwash and let me just say it is the most horrific thing I have ever experienced and I do not want to do that ever again

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
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