mugglebornheadcanon:

259. Muggleborns being devastated that the kitchens don’t have any Nutella and getting their parents to send some in the mail. The other muggleborns are delighted when huge jars of Nutella come weekly. Soon people are smuggling in Oreos, Jammy Dogers, and all sorts.

theboredmillennial:

When I think I am a musician after a couple drinks…
The mysterious ticking noise Muggle-born student: *clicks pen in class*
Snape: What is that mysterious clicking noise?
Snape: It's quite catchy...
Snape: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dumbledore: *pops out of a cauldron*
Dumbledore: DUMBLEDORE

marauders4evr:

Talk Harry to me

fav character: [kills someone]
me: aw

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via doomcookies69)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via pizza)

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

(via doomcookies69)

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

(via doomcookies69)

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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