259. Muggleborns being devastated that the kitchens don’t have any Nutella and getting their parents to send some in the mail. The other muggleborns are delighted when huge jars of Nutella come weekly. Soon people are smuggling in Oreos, Jammy Dogers, and all sorts.
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.